5. Don’t be intimidated by that older woman in the mall, the one who has long since seen her babies grow into adults. She’ll come up to you with a smile on her face as you stroll proudly with your baby. And she’ll get you to put your guard down when she says, “What a beautiful baby!” And just as you are about to thank her, she will say, “Why is this beautiful baby in a cold mall without proper clothing? This baby will catch its death! You should be ashamed of yourself!” Listen: there is nothing wrong with how you are dressing your baby. There is, however, something wrong with this woman. She’s in an organization called Kooky Old Bats.